YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
it seems as if every mistake i've ever made in life i've had an errection in one hand and a bud light in the other
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
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Do I have a choice?
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just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
Randomize