We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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