I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
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