i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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