I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
My hair reeks of homosexuality.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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