It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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