Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
Randomize
