I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
its not stalking. its research.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
My plan for valentine's day: take a shot for every guy I've slept with. To keep me from going to the hospital I'm only doing half a shot for small dicks
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize