i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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