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OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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