I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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