But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
This gyro tastes like lonliness
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
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