dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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