Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
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