I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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