i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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