More tranny stories later!
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
never play flip cup with pint glasses
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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