I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
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