Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
Randomize
