i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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