Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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