you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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