sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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