we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
did i just pee glitter
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
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