I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
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