There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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