they need to just BURY HIM!
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
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