When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
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