have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
50% drunk capacity currently
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
Randomize
