no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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