sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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