My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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