just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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