Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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