He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
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