I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
what if I'm pregnant?
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Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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