I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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