This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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