I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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