? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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