so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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