It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
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