She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
of course. lets lasso hookers.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
Randomize