At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
Found your dick twin last night
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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