I heard we made out
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
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