Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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