sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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