all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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