she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
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