thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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