she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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