You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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