I'm really into asian looking animals
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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