I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
wtf are you talking about? You vomit-splattered the cop from the balcony. The cop YOU called because you drunk-dialed 911 because a 5 year old ate the last donut.
it was a krispy kreme
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
Randomize
