oh god the rape fog is back!
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
He left a cum stain in the shape of a heart on my sheets.
He's like the Bob Ross of love stains.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
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