There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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