Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
