But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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