It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
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